Why things are awkward between me and Patrick Wolf
Haha, I have met Patrick Wolf once before. I was in Colchester and he was doing a show, so I walked up to the Arts Centre he was playing at and saw him walking through town and randomly said “I’m coming to see you later!”, and then later on I accidentally haggled him in concert when he asked if anyone watched Most Haunted. And I said “It’s all made up!” to which he replied “How dare you!” in a jovial tone which meant I would not be escorted from the premises for my shameful statement. Well, that’s my claim to fame for today. :)
